Charles Lecouvey Champagne Brut NV

If only champagne will do, this is one of the best bargains on the shelf at the moment. (And having tasted around 40 in the last week alone there are some real duds out there). There’s £8 off (it’s usually £23.99) so you get a properly good quality fizz for the money, all clean and crisp and crushed lemon biscuits with a touch of marzipan. Looks the part too, with its smart label and Bollinger-esque neck tag. Don’t say I said that.